Question: Where is Satoshi's dad?
Satoshi's mom is pretty and all, but where's Satoshi's dad?
Satoshi: (Mom said) he became a Pokémon Trainer and has't returned since. I'm sure eventually I'll meet him out there somewhere!
I found this on some Japanese message board I found, talking about the first gen Pokémon game and its bugs. I kind of busted up laughing at people's response to this, haha.
Poor Ash his dad could be dead (maybe?) yet he's so happy. 8(